An unhappy wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked.
"Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied.
So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.
"Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"
"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"
2007-04-05 00:12:08 · 30 answers · asked by Erina♣Liszt's Girl 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey! I didn't say it's my first joke ever! I meant the first for today!!!!
2007-04-05 01:34:24 · update #1
Ho hoho!
Very Funny!
2007-04-05 00:43:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Its not too bad, its funny but it didnt quite make me laugh out loud. 3 out of 5.
2007-04-05 07:16:19 · answer #2 · answered by ktsz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really
i think you still need to work on it
you should look around in the resolved answers (fr the jokes and riddles) to get better ideas
but good luck
2007-04-05 07:19:29 · answer #3 · answered by Yo its me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha the first second then a realization on how shallow i can be to laugh at something like that...
2007-04-05 07:15:00 · answer #4 · answered by bladderbaghs 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sounds like the classic case of been married to long- dry humor
2007-04-05 07:15:21 · answer #5 · answered by Amber 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
2007-04-05 07:14:48 · answer #6 · answered by Mahesh R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as it's your first joke, I'll let you off but it was quite bad. Have another go
2007-04-05 07:24:46 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good, I like that one
2007-04-05 07:15:04 · answer #8 · answered by dixidan_2000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, not ROFL, but lol...3/5
2007-04-05 07:14:31 · answer #9 · answered by kamustahappy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
preety good for a beginner
2007-04-05 07:27:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋