undead.
2007-04-04 23:23:30 · 14 answers · asked by Judas. S. Burroughs. 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
tell me honestly: did this question make you feel any better? i mean tell me: was it really necessary??
2007-04-04 23:31:24 · answer #1 · answered by halfpint 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This "top contributor" label doesn't go up for the contents of your contributions I suppose. I'm an atheist, but still I still think Jesus lived for real (but he was a normal human of course). But this time, and it's been the first time ever I've done this, I take Jesus' side. Though there are a lot misconceptions and misinterpretations about who Jesus was and what he actually said, In his heart he must have been a good person, preaching peace, from his own cultural point of view. I don't think trying to make your point in such a sarcastic way helps the agnostic and atheist people around the world.
Please try to think twice before you go public with your "top-contributions".
2007-04-04 23:40:18 · answer #2 · answered by Caveman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you talking about, you idiot man. Jesus was already dead when he was nailed to the cross by those who do not believe in him, but rose from the dead three days after his death, then He descended to heaven and sit at the right hand of God.
Are you a Satanist by faith?
jtm
2007-04-04 23:34:00 · answer #3 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, just say 'I don't believe in faries' and somewhere a Jesus dies.
Stake & silver is for vampires. To kill a zombie you must remove the head or destroy the brain.
2007-04-04 23:27:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
The Glory of Jesus is so great that you will bow before Him the moment you see Him. Jesus is immortal.
2007-04-04 23:32:05 · answer #5 · answered by The Desert Bird 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
provide them a sort of "God's no longer the boss of me" books written by ability of pseudo teachers who hate on faith, or worse the religumus, or despite action picture by ability of that nut bucket Mahr. that should kill me.
2016-11-26 19:14:14 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shotgun to the head and brain for the undead - according to George Romero.
2007-04-04 23:26:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
You cannot ever kill the Lord of Life for he was dead and He lives for ever and ever.
2007-04-04 23:32:11 · answer #8 · answered by carl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
remove the head for a zombie.
silver is for vampires, it also works as a excellent anti-bacterial.
and leave jesus alone, what did christianity do to you so that you feel compelled to insult it?
2007-04-04 23:28:21 · answer #9 · answered by §ilver 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You can't kill the Living Christ. You haven't the power.
2007-04-04 23:28:21 · answer #10 · answered by Only hell mama ever raised 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋