Believers,....... if the devil slapped jesus on the cheek,.... what would he do,..... tell daddy,.... run away,... or kung fu him.....
2007-04-04 21:05:25 · 13 answers · asked by peanut 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
if the devil slaps you you slap him back twice
for good measure
wooaaaaeeee kungfu fightin!!
2007-04-04 21:08:47 · answer #1 · answered by Antares 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The devil is an emulator not the real deal, he is coming to tell us he is Jesus, so if he wants to be Jesus, you sound like a Dork! Yep!
http://www.freedomcame.com/glory/
2007-04-04 21:08:39 · answer #2 · answered by bungyow 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Actually, Jesus was drop-kicked by Satan during a basketball game; its true, just go search in the "Sinfest" archives!
2007-04-04 23:21:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
turn the other cheek, then get 'daddy' to do something about it!
2007-04-04 23:56:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was slapped, whipped, mocked, and nailed to a cross. Why do you ask what would happen "if" He got slapped?
2007-04-04 21:15:02 · answer #5 · answered by out of the grey 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
It depends
2016-08-23 22:51:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear peanut. You forgot to list your last name--brain.
2007-04-04 21:11:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
devil wont be livin if Jesus survives..
2007-04-04 21:14:38 · answer #8 · answered by ram 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i guess he would turn the other cheek just like he preached.
2007-04-04 21:26:56 · answer #9 · answered by the 2nd woody 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Peanut: He would come out from His shell !!!
2007-04-04 21:21:40 · answer #10 · answered by guraqt2me 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋