An 80 year woman married an 85-year-old man. After about six months together, the woman wasn't feeling well and she went to her doctor. The doctor examined and said, "Congratulations Mrs. Jones, you're going to be a mother."
"Get serious doctor, I'm 80."
"I know," said the doctor, "This morning, I would have said it was impossible, but this afternoon you are a medical miracle."
"I'll be darned," she replied and stormed out of the office. She walked down the hall and around the corner to where the telephones were. In a rage, she dialed her husband. "Hello" she heard in his familiar halting voice. She screamed, "You rotten SOB. You got me pregnant!"
There was a pause on the line. Finally, her husband answered, "Who's calling please?."
2007-04-04 19:14:32 · 6 answers · asked by Dr. Angel Priya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao.. what a cheating scoundrel of an old man..
hahahahahahahahahaha
good one.. thanx for the laugh
no he does not have many wives but he's screwing around alot so he's not sure which one sould be preg.. duh@mypeti..
2007-04-04 20:22:54 · answer #1 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I don't get it.
Did you mean her husband has lots of wives?
LOL.......then it's funny.hee heee hee..
2007-04-04 20:00:52 · answer #2 · answered by mypetispig83 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
srry don't.......... wait he's gotten a lot of people pregnet and he dosn't know witch person it is
2007-04-04 20:18:18 · answer #3 · answered by c.j. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-04-04 19:22:41 · answer #4 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol dat was funny
2007-04-04 19:34:15 · answer #5 · answered by Ashleigh J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG THAT IS SOOO FREAKIN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAH
2007-04-04 19:58:29 · answer #6 · answered by Sexy Jasmine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋