When they're drunk.
2007-04-04 17:41:22 · 30 answers · asked by Chris 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sheep? What are u talkin about?
2007-04-04 17:49:44 · update #1
Lightbulbs don't exist!
2007-04-04 17:44:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 2⤋
1
2007-04-04 17:44:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Three.
One engineer to recheck and confirm that bulb needs to be changed (the first one does not trust his own eyes).
One Net nerd to explain and propagate to the world that the bulb did not get changed on its own and it took human intelligence and effort to do so. (He would however make no mention of his unease on the question why the bulb in the Christian's house does not need a change so often).
One to yell at the neighbour that as a Christian it was his moral duty to love the neighbour and so should come and change the bulb.
2007-04-05 05:57:36 · answer #3 · answered by smartobees 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"only 1 but they never see the light"
old joke, and your light is not the same as mine, thank you
i prefer to use natural light
EDIT:
i mean my light is not man made. i believe in the wonders of the universe without the need for a god to create it, such a god takes away from the marvel.
an old philosophical joke:
1. the creation of the world is the most marvelous achievement imaginable.
2. the merit of an achievement is the product of (a) its intrinsic quality, and (b) the ability of its creator.
3. the greater the disability (or handicap) of the creator, the more impressive the achievement.
4. the most formidable handicap for a creator would be non-existence.
5. therefore if we suppose that the universe is the product of an existent creator we can conceive a greater being - namely, one who created everything while not existing.
6. an existing god therefore would not be a being greater than which a greater cannot be conceived because an even more formidable and incredible creator would be a god which did not exist.
ergo:
7. god does not exist
2007-04-04 17:46:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 2⤋
Dunno, it's been so long since I've seen a drunk atheist, let alone one in the same place at the same time as a busted bulb. Sounds like too much of a coincidence to me, must have been designed that way...heh heh heh...either that or I just lead a way too sheltered life...;)
2007-04-04 20:48:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
First you have to convince them that there is a light bulb. That might be easier if they are drunk.
2007-04-04 23:14:33 · answer #6 · answered by Kuulio 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
None! They'd have to believe in light in order to change the bulb...and since there's no light coming from the bulb, there's no point in changing it, now is there?
hee hee!
2007-04-04 18:06:09 · answer #7 · answered by Fotomama 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If I'm drunk enough I don't bother. The light of the moniter is enough.
so it depends how many martinis have been consumed....
oh wait, that was another life....
Hmmmm.
None - I dont get drunk
2007-04-04 17:47:00 · answer #8 · answered by freshbliss 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
As athiests have seen the light and as the light shines within them, they would not need to change a light bulb.
2007-04-04 17:52:10 · answer #9 · answered by Lawrence M 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
It takes 10 light bulbs to change one Atheist.
2007-04-04 17:47:16 · answer #10 · answered by A fan 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
how many god's does it take to alter a mild bulb? 2. One lazy to assert 'permit there be mild', and one god to gown up in a devil gown and torture unbelievers for eternity. ________________ how many Christian's does it take to alter a mild bulb? 3, one to wish to god to make the mild bulb replace itself, one to rape youngster's minds with the belief they are evil and need to bypass to hell, and the different to take a seat down there looking stupid, nodding their head at despite the different 2 say.
2016-11-26 03:26:15 · answer #11 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋