If a guy rapes my corpes will I go to hell for being gay?
2007-04-04 17:11:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
Bwaaa-haaa-haaaa-haaa!
Did you ever see the Sam Kinison routine on necrophelia? What a scream!!
Favorite necrophelia joke:
A guy is on trial for necrophelia, and he says, "But Your Honor, I swear! I thought she was English!"
But seriously, right before you die, shove something extremely sharp up there....
Let us know how that works out for you.....
2007-04-04 17:20:19 · answer #1 · answered by The Avatar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cremation? Once you are dead you are dead and will have already gone to where you are going, what happens to your body after you are dead has no effect on heaven or hell. PLUS being raped has nothing to do with being straight or gay.
2007-04-05 00:16:55 · answer #2 · answered by Brittany 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will not got o Hell for that. Your soul leaves your body when you die, anyway, it is you soul that has to stay pure. And as for not getting raped when you are dead, I think being dead and getting a burial ought to take care of not getting raped.
2007-04-05 00:19:33 · answer #3 · answered by br@ini@c 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! First off, you won't go to hell if you're gay, it's all a load of crap. Second of all, you'll already be dead and "Judgement" will have already passed for you. You wouldn't know it anyway!
2007-04-05 00:16:31 · answer #4 · answered by cheetahgrrl623 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put itching power on ALL your orifices, just in case, you'll be dead and you won't feel it. You'll give the rapist a good scare, and they'll never rape again!
2007-04-05 02:03:52 · answer #5 · answered by grldragon101 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cremate! before you burn in HELL
2007-04-05 00:17:21 · answer #6 · answered by Chuck-the-Duck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After you're dead it doesn't matter.
2007-04-05 01:41:43 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol That's so funny!
Have it written in your will to have all your open orifices sewn shut.
2007-04-05 00:18:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't be stupid no one wants your body, even though your alive.
2007-04-05 00:15:44 · answer #9 · answered by SLAVE KILLER 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Right before you die, booby- trap yourself with mousetraps.
2007-04-05 02:23:37 · answer #10 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋