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Yes. This makes no sense.
I know that.


That's why I want you to give me advice on how to solve this situation.
Hint: The most creative anser wins. And I love the word "picaresque". It's a very creative word...

2007-04-04 14:32:16 · 16 answers · asked by cheesey 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

Since you reinvented yourself with soy sauce, The hot dog men must be smeared a picresque amount of hot potato salad on their eyebrows, at a ballpark where the blind are playing and dancing tennis, where the talking cats sing in tatooted sails, and boojums jumps over the snarks,

2007-04-04 14:37:25 · answer #1 · answered by rss_beatty 4 · 1 0

Living in the world of the often borish Hot Dog Men has always been a challange for the picaresque. But using the god given wits that you posses I suggest that you align yourself with the all knowing Egg Roll Boys. The wisdom they inherited from thier ancestors, the Fortune Cookie Elders will prove to be invaluable in your quest to navigate the world of the well established Hot Dog Men. It is a good start that you have aquainted your self with the mystical ways of the Soy Sauce sisters of Tiapan, but dont be over confident as thier ways are relatively new and not often accepted leaving bitterness with those not familar with them.

2007-04-04 21:44:28 · answer #2 · answered by Papa Joe 4 · 1 0

Oh My .... a lot of smokers here....
Tell the hot dog man to switch over to languniesa as soy sauce is good on them and hot dog are so picaresque these days...

2007-04-04 21:41:34 · answer #3 · answered by tbear 5 · 0 0

You drank the soy sauce not knowing it was spiked. The alchoal and drugs in the sauce caused you to pass out. when you awaken you see alien hot dogs. Little did you know you were actually going into the hot dog men grill perparing to be cooked and promptly eaten. You suddenly break out in song. You sing who let the dogs out and that song about guys. Thet then think you are a prophet and worship you. They even had a roast. Too bad you were the entree.

And thats the meaning of christamas

2007-04-04 22:06:17 · answer #4 · answered by Jenna 2 · 0 0

take some sauce, pickle juice, and a slice of russian spy. mix the ingredients together to form a paste, slurp it up through your elbows, then make it into hot dog shapes in your stomach. this will give the power to buy a horse reinvented with garlic powder, which will allow you to go to the hotdog men barefoot while wearing your sandals. you can follow the map imprinted into your sudenly reinvented with tomato paste arm, and you should have no trouble at all reprimanding the hot dog man.

2007-04-04 21:39:36 · answer #5 · answered by tropicaltwist782 5 · 1 0

I don't even know what reprimand means but I'm sure it taste good. Mmmm. picaresque. It's like a flirty pikachu. Yay pokemon. They always go down the drain because ice cream taste like something out of the desert. Is it getting hot in here or what.
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2007-04-04 22:00:22 · answer #6 · answered by M45-S355 l_l532 2 · 0 0

Tell the hot dog man you're a really rice girl, and you don't picaresque on the first date.

2007-04-04 21:35:04 · answer #7 · answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 · 0 1

soy sauce... i would have used club soda, that how i won over the muffin man (5 years and still going strong) in case you're wondering we have moved and no longer reside on Dreary lane.

Now, about the hot dog man, may i suggest you try an exfoliating rinse. either that or...oh god...why are you staring at your computer...you can see me can't you...WHY WON'T THE GNOMES LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

2007-04-04 21:39:53 · answer #8 · answered by October 1 · 1 0

You sell the lollipop and discard of the coffee mug and what you have left will be the solution to your problem. I know becuase the same thing happened to me last week.

2007-04-04 21:37:08 · answer #9 · answered by HockeyChick 3 · 0 0

Picaresque is your favorite word. Soy sauce= yummy
hot dogs= ****** gross...tastes like *** and has gross **** in it.

2007-04-04 21:37:33 · answer #10 · answered by Maria 5 · 0 1

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