2007-04-04 14:31:00 · 10 answers · asked by Sparkles 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
because people only 1/2 care about what you're saying, so if your thoughts are worth 2 cents, then they'll only pay 1.
or they'll pay 1 cent to listen to u, but u have to pay 2 cents to get someone to listen to u. CHEAPSKaTES
2007-04-04 14:49:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A penny for your thoughts because I am asking for it, throwing your two cents in because its not wanted...maybe get charged more for needless information?
2007-04-04 21:34:44 · answer #2 · answered by Moops 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
People who ask for your thoughts are just too cheap to offer that 2 cents up front.
2007-04-04 21:34:36 · answer #3 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because you have second thoughts about putting your penny in!
2007-04-04 21:33:44 · answer #4 · answered by calmangel4all 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You stole this line from a comedian. I heard on the Funny at Ten After on KOMP 92.3 Las Vegas yesterday. Thumb down for a non-original question.
2007-04-04 21:35:52 · answer #5 · answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After I give them a penny for their thoughts,and I hear them,It's worth it to me to give them twice as much more,for them to hear my thoughts! Because I think my thoughts are better than theirs! I think!?
2007-04-04 21:44:00 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's because the ability to verbally articulate what you are thinking is worth twice as much as thinking alone.
One of life's great mysteries, that's for certain.
2007-04-04 21:37:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll give a nickels worth if you stop asking these questions
2007-04-04 21:34:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The buck stops here!!!!!:)
2007-04-04 21:33:40 · answer #9 · answered by j b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...........never thought about that
2007-04-04 22:19:20 · answer #10 · answered by KATRINA A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋