"Our Father, who art in Hush Puppies, hallowed be thy heels."
2007-04-04 14:06:01 · 22 answers · asked by gruz 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Rubber tends to melt at high temperatures.
2007-04-04 14:09:18 · answer #1 · answered by Reject187 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
He will gather up as many as he can get, whether they be lost souls or people looking for a way out, because he's going to need one hell of an army when he heads into battle with God and those who are His followers.
2007-04-04 22:38:36 · answer #2 · answered by ☆Bombastic☆ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, since they banned asbestos, he must use the environmentally friendly soles that only last a couple of weeks standing on the brimstone.
2007-04-04 21:12:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because all the little Korean children who are forced to work in factories, and end up dying at age 14, go to heaven. He has no workforce.
2007-04-04 21:10:34 · answer #4 · answered by Convictionist 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He's a dancin' fool and keeps burning out the soles of his shoes.
2007-04-04 21:09:36 · answer #5 · answered by S K 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
His soles woar off because he was jumping on the hickory stomp, and play'n the fiddle hot.
He went to Georgia,....
2007-04-04 21:17:14 · answer #6 · answered by Stony 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because the soles of chucks always wear out so darn quickly.
2007-04-04 21:29:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know he's always looking for souls, I don't know about soles though.
2007-04-04 21:15:33 · answer #8 · answered by Cardiophobia <3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His old ones have little holes in the bottom. Very annoying when you're walking on lava, and it leaks in and gets your socks wet...
2007-04-04 21:38:06 · answer #9 · answered by Jess H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is your pooch named Satan?
2007-04-04 21:11:56 · answer #10 · answered by Here I Am 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋