I know this is stupid, but just try it. My brothers do it all the time. You can say something funny, angry, sad, or really happy, or something just plain random. Here's mine: Red isn't just a color, it's the best color.....
2007-04-04 12:18:06 · 66 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My flashlight needs batteries.
2007-04-04 12:20:39 · answer #1 · answered by Sabina 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Red Rum
2007-04-04 12:22:24 · answer #2 · answered by Dragonfly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How does the Inland Empire compare with the Roman Empire?
2007-04-04 12:25:46 · answer #3 · answered by LKA 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am number 1 in more meaning then one
2007-04-04 12:20:46 · answer #4 · answered by jazyjaz05 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1)ure not just stupid but ure very stupid
2) make hay while the sunshines and not when the moon s bright
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2007-04-04 21:56:53 · answer #5 · answered by twinkle stars 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....hello my head hurts my friends wont stop callin' me emo sanity is is just a relative opinion of ''normal behavior''..speed limits are like stop signs ignore them and come on nobody has interesting profiles i like the color green
2007-04-05 08:27:32 · answer #6 · answered by rockstar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm ... that sand dune moved since last year.
I remember aunt Margaret use to come out here b'fore sun up - crank up the
anti - aircraft gun and take pot shots at low flying crop dusters fer fun.
Hm.
Whacky ol' broad she wuz.
Hey Eb, don' burn them flapjacks - Ya hear?!
2007-04-04 12:22:17 · answer #7 · answered by vanamont7 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i have several!
-ribofalvin
-i made my brother so mad that he took a moldy dump on his oatmeal
-shiggle bo figgle
-oprah! winfrey! fat legs! maggie!
-chillin my donut fillin
-dr. phil is my home skillet biscuit
-peace love and gap
-red is purple,get it?
dont be messin wid my sasquach!
-jonny depp looks pretty in the pirate suit
-poogly party
-hunky chunky monkey
-my dog sam eats purple flowers
-once my friend laughed so hard she ate her hand
-i can swallow things through my nose
-farty towels
-man fats are gross
-my friend was mad at her cat so she shaved it with her teeth
-i find it best to take out anger by yelling at ducks- they are horrid creatures!
2007-04-04 16:35:16 · answer #8 · answered by smiley 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My landlord has evicted me and it really sux !!! I have 3 kids and 30 days to move out. I know that kow one cares so I figured it wouldnt matter if I wrote it or not.
2007-04-04 12:22:38 · answer #9 · answered by qtpiedw_001 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You know you have bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart at 7-Eleven.
2007-04-04 12:55:16 · answer #10 · answered by nanceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm tired of the color yellow..
2007-04-04 12:22:36 · answer #11 · answered by Mr.NiceGuy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋