The Pickle Slicer!
There was a man who had worked his whole life in a pickle factory. One day he came home and told his wife that he had been fired from his job.
She began to scream and yell, "You have given them twenty years of devoted service. Why did they fire you?"
"For twenty years I’ve wanted to stick my pecker in the pickle Slicer," he explained, "and today I finally did it!"
The wife ran over and pulled his pants down to see what damage had been done.
"You look okay," she said with a sigh of relief. "So what happened to the pickle Slicer?"
"Well," he said with hesitation, "they fired her, too."
2007-04-04 11:29:45 · 20 answers · asked by duke4172 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha absolutly loved it =]
star for you =]!!
2007-04-04 11:33:20 · answer #1 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long-winded version of Peter Kay's bacon slicer joke. Funny joke but could be shorter. Not gonna criticise you for copying Peter Kay - you may have never heard his routine.
2016-05-17 07:11:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe
2007-04-04 11:32:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke 10/10
2007-04-09 13:37:30 · answer #4 · answered by Ranisha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-04-10 04:10:29 · answer #5 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one, but it's nice to be reminded of a classic
2007-04-04 11:33:02 · answer #6 · answered by Joe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooh...not a good thing to say to your wife. She'll slice your pickle alright...
2007-04-04 11:34:11 · answer #7 · answered by ntemp01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh hehe hehee he very funny.
2007-04-10 11:00:06 · answer #8 · answered by bloodmoneygreed is back! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! lol!
2007-04-04 11:34:44 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2007-04-04 11:35:35 · answer #10 · answered by ta ta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋