One day, a man parks his Volkswagon Beetle outside of a mental institution; because of a lack of parking spaces in the area.
At the end of the day, he returns to a deflated tire. As he changes the tire, he places the four lugnuts into the hubcap, and removes the tire from the car. Loosing his balance, he tips the hubcap, spilling the lugnuts twards the curb, and all four of them roll into a storm drain. Standing up and swearing, he brought the attention of one of the patients in the institution, to the window of his flat.
The patient askes the driver, "Whatcha doin mate?"
"I'm changing a flat tire, and I've lost all the lugs to the tire I've removed."
"Want some advice?...Take one lug off each of the other tires, and you'll have three on all your tires."
"Hey buddy, that's pretty intelligent, what are you doing inside the hospital?"
"Sir, I'm insane, not stupid!!"
2007-04-04 10:58:23 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I seem to draw a lot of "fire" from several people who can't even spell correctly, much less realize that this is a joke, not an attempt at being politically correct. Again, for those of you who are offended, I apologize. For those of you who can't take a joke, get a life....or a real job to take up your time, instead of wasting mine.
2007-04-10 13:00:43 · update #1
great joke. Whoever doesn't get this or doesn't think it's funny ought to be sent to that mental institution.
2007-04-04 11:17:31 · answer #1 · answered by 569™ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was a young, slim, 24 year old woman, my car had a flat along a busy highway. I pulled over and soon a carload of young 20-something year old men stopped. I thought they would help, but instead they asked for directions and then left. Finally a cop came by and called my father (no cell phones in the 70s) for me.
2016-03-28 23:35:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha I loved it, I used to tell my patients this one as a test obviously without the punchline!
10/10*
Tink xxx
2007-04-04 20:30:16 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved it, makes sense to me, well done, 10/10
2007-04-04 20:56:36 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he was stupid...Three lugs wont give required strength and balence in highspeed. All four rims will get bend and result in wobbling.
2007-04-09 23:54:12 · answer #5 · answered by Pavan 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice one lol 9/10
2007-04-05 06:08:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha HA. Funny!
2007-04-09 19:40:53 · answer #7 · answered by sustasue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that wasn't that funny at all
i wouldn't hav though out the 3 on each tire thing
try again w/ some funnier ones
2007-04-04 11:01:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
YEAH I didnt like that
2007-04-09 13:33:29 · answer #9 · answered by DKB_BABY 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute
2007-04-04 11:23:30 · answer #10 · answered by just me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋