A boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
Difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother
If she would sleep with Isaiah Washington for a million dollars." "Then ask
Your sister if she would sleep with Isaiah Washington for a million dollars,
And then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Isaiah Washington for a Million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with?
Isaiah Washington for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I
Would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you
Kids to a great University!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with
Isaiah Washington for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God!
I LOVE Isaiah Washington. I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you?
Nuts?
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep
With Isaiah Washington for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother
Replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to
His dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference
Between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on
Three Million Dollars.............. But Realistically, we're living
With two Whores and a Queer.
2007-04-04 10:27:49 · 26 answers · asked by duke4172 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
YO DUDE THAT IS PERFECTION VERY NICE!
2007-04-04 11:07:24 · answer #1 · answered by noskillzorz 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a star for you, I loved the ending about the 2 whores and a queer. good one
2007-04-10 19:46:42 · answer #2 · answered by Sunset 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL nice joke 9/10
2007-04-08 22:01:14 · answer #3 · answered by Ranisha 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Very funny
2007-04-10 11:08:53 · answer #4 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Best I've heard in awhile! Loved it!
2007-04-10 20:29:25 · answer #5 · answered by .......... 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now that's funny!! The son now knows!
2007-04-04 18:01:32 · answer #6 · answered by Topez 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HaHa! Very funny! lol! Ha Ha! Great punchline! 10!
2007-04-04 17:37:34 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I have heard something along the lines of this one once before, but this by far .........way way better! Thanks for making laugh before bed.
2007-04-11 00:30:47 · answer #8 · answered by jocelynnicolep 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, i didnt think that it would be funny again for the 5 time i heard it but i guess so lol
2007-04-04 17:45:07 · answer #9 · answered by slick_chik316 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
omg i usually hate these sort of jokes but i love this one!i acctually laughd out loud! nice joke! lol
2007-04-10 20:53:30 · answer #10 · answered by dontpayattentions. 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
wow, ha really funny
laugh out loud
nvr heard that b4
2007-04-04 17:42:58 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋