Okay, a guy goes to the doctor and the doctor said, "I got bad news and more bad news. "The guy said, "Okay lets start with the bad news. "Then the doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." Then the guy said, "Well, whats the other bad news?" And then the doctor said, "I forgot to call you yesterday."
2007-04-04 10:11:04 · 8 answers · asked by Joe-O 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You forgot to add the last line of the part of the joke thats
where the patient says "Well at least the family will be provided
for by the medical malpractice case."
2007-04-04 10:25:11 · answer #1 · answered by melbournewooferblue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha strong one a guy became badly injured in a automobile coincidence. the full left 0.5 of his body became torn off. He became taken to the well being center and examined. The docs suggested he became all proper. The nurses suggested there wasn't a lot left.
2016-12-03 07:03:53 · answer #2 · answered by bulgarella 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Poor guy! lol!
2007-04-04 10:33:38 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha very funny,
heard it b4
still funny
laugh out loud
2007-04-04 10:14:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-04-04 10:15:31 · answer #5 · answered by definitivamente06 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he thats funny
2007-04-04 10:14:12 · answer #6 · answered by theca_va 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then wouldn't he be dead by now?
2007-04-04 10:16:39 · answer #7 · answered by TaNnEr RuLeS XD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA THAT WOULD SUCK IF THAT HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-04-04 10:14:57 · answer #8 · answered by Live To Party Bust Your Move 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋