For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."
2007-04-04 10:05:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Absolutly brilliant, you got a star for that one. 10/10 x
2007-04-04 10:42:15 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still funny! 10!
2007-04-04 10:18:38 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Nice one! XD
2007-04-04 10:11:18 · answer #3 · answered by Renshi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one
ive heard it b4
really funny,
laugh out loud
2007-04-04 10:09:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too Funny! That joke was new to me! Awsome!
2007-04-05 03:12:28 · answer #5 · answered by Lilel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
such revenge
2007-04-04 10:10:17 · answer #6 · answered by greenfrogs 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NiCE REVENGE!! THAT'S SO FUNNY!!
2007-04-04 10:13:58 · answer #7 · answered by Live To Party Bust Your Move 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
I didn't expect that!
:D
2007-04-04 10:28:42 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BWAAAHAAAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!! ROFL
2007-04-04 10:11:52 · answer #9 · answered by definitivamente06 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋