a line to pick up a girl
2007-04-04 10:02:18 · 40 answers · asked by SHELLTOE BISCUITS 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
2007-04-04 10:04:14 · answer #1 · answered by $mitty 1 · 7⤊ 1⤋
question: "Excuse me, do you have the time?" answer: "Do you have the energy?"
Line Attempts Successes
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand. 5 1
"Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?" 2 0
Are you free tonight or will it cost me? 1 0
At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?" 0 0
Baby, I'm an American Express lover....you shouldn't go home without me! 0 0
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts? 2 0
Can I flirt with you? 1 0
Can I please be your slave tonight? 0 0
Can I see your tan lines? 0 0
Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together? 0 0
Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts) 0 0
Congratulations! You have just been voted "Most Beautiful Boy/Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me! 0 0
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I could see myself in your pants. 0 0
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a ********? No! D'ya wanna do lunch? 0 0
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk. 0 0
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. 0 0
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated. 3 1
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend. 0 0
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room? 4 1
Do you spit or swallow? 6 3
Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them. 0 0
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms? 4 1
Excuse me, but is that dress felt? Would you like it to be? 0 0
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself. 0 0
Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip your arm around her, and say, "Hi Laura!" She says, "I'm not Laura!" And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, "But you sure feel like her!" 1 0
Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No.) Wink. 1 0
God must have been in a very good mood the day we met. 0 0
Have you ever played leap frog naked ?? 9 0
Help the homeless. Take me home with you. 60 4
Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight. 4 3
Hey baby, are you a glover? NO? Well, I am, wanna wear me? 0 0
Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you! 0 0
Hey! Ya wanna try out my new 'Home Artificial Insemination Kit?' 0 0
Best!!!!!!!
Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.
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Hey, nice shoes, wanna fuc*?
2007-04-04 10:09:15 · answer #2 · answered by willtrade649 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
I'm good at math, U+I=69
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.
What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.
2007-04-04 10:05:56 · answer #3 · answered by Sexy Sel 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
what's your name?
2007-04-04 10:04:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I like the simple ones. Just tell her she looks beautiful. Or that she's the best damn looking girl in the room. It works! Stay away from the lame lines...the ones us girls know you spent time on.
2007-04-04 10:05:15 · answer #5 · answered by justwonderingwhatever 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey. Whats your name? I'm _____ I saw you from over there and your really pretty. Uhh I dont know this was just stupid. Sorry. Oh uhh yeah we do have that same class. Yeah shes really mean. She gave me homework for two weeks because I was sick one time. Really? Wow well I'll see ya around ____.
Yeah maybe we can talk some more some time. Great. Ill be seein ya.
****** Score!
2007-04-04 10:21:48 · answer #6 · answered by Jackson B 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pickup lines stink, mon copain. Try saying: "Hi, would you like a drink?"
2007-04-04 10:06:23 · answer #7 · answered by Dave S 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
"Hey, we should hang out sometime after (class, work, etc). How about tomorrow (or other time) afternoon?" Afternoons are more casual and better for a first date without it being too much pressure on the girl. Plus, if it turns out she doesn't like you like you like her, then the casual "date" can easily turn into a "just hanging-out as friends" thing and no one gets hurt.
2007-04-04 10:05:40 · answer #8 · answered by Mailman 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Can I just say you are the most beautiful woman I have seen in a long time and I want to get to know.
2007-04-04 10:06:23 · answer #9 · answered by babygirl 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Here's the best one I've heard. You stick out your finger and motion for a girl to come in your direction. When she gets there, say, "If I can make you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with my entire body!"
...okay, so it might get you slapped, but I think it's pretty damn hilarious.
2007-04-04 10:06:04 · answer #10 · answered by StarRose 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What has 136 teeth and holds the incredible hulk?
-my zipper.
2007-04-04 10:06:06 · answer #11 · answered by baneena 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋