2007-04-04 09:29:49 · 7 answers · asked by chimi c 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it’s an absolute steal at only $20."
"Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.
"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity".
"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home.
Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman. "F**k me, a new brothel and a new madam".
"I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel" scolds the woman trying not to laugh.
A little later the womans two teenage daughters arrive home.
"Un f**king-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters.
2007-04-04 09:34:32 · update #1
"Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes" complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.
A short while later, the woman's husband Dave comes home.
"In f**king-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the same old clients. How ya doin', Dave?"
2007-04-04 09:35:25 · update #2
SORRY FOR THE DELAY WITH THE JOKE...STUPID Y/A DOESNT ALLOW ME TO POST JOKES WITH CUSS WORDS......
2007-04-04 09:37:51 · update #3
hahahhaha
hahaha
hahahahaha...?...star yes soo funny..:-)
2007-04-04 09:33:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Busted!
2007-04-04 16:48:56 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Absolutely fcuking funny! This one is going into my book "Unthinkable ways of getting caught with your pants down!!!"
2007-04-04 16:45:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It IS funny
But sorry im not laughing
2007-04-04 16:46:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the bird gets my star
2007-04-08 12:12:42 · answer #5 · answered by mbboy29577 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like this one. i'll give it a star.
2007-04-04 16:50:05 · answer #6 · answered by realstylesint'l 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm waiting for the funny part......
2007-04-04 16:33:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋