A group of senior citizens was sitting around talking about their ailments:
“My arms are so weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee,” said one.
“Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee,” replied another.
“I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,” said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
“My blood pressure pills make me dizzy,” another went on.
“I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old,” winced an old man as he shook his head.
Then there was a short moment of silence.
“Well, it’s not that bad,” said one woman cheerfully. “Thank God we can all still drive!”
2007-04-04 08:42:11 · 13 answers · asked by jsav209 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've met that group! I was in line behind them at the DMV in South Florida! The land of newly weds and nearly deads!
2007-04-04 08:53:29 · answer #1 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sad but funny. 8/10.
2007-04-04 15:46:17 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too funny, I want to hear a similiar joke like that except with teenagers!!
2007-04-04 15:46:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
eh
i think that was ok but yeah
7/10 the most would be 7.5/10
sorry
2007-04-04 15:45:50 · answer #4 · answered by nunofurbiznass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha laugh out loud
very funny,
2007-04-04 16:42:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-04-04 16:11:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ain't that the truth!! SCARY!!
2007-04-04 15:50:49 · answer #7 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is sooo true!
2007-04-04 15:47:46 · answer #8 · answered by Ashley H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats ok
2007-04-04 15:48:33 · answer #9 · answered by parvez d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Very true!
2007-04-04 15:48:14 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋