Wanna hear another Bush joke?

Question

If Bush is the answer....it was probably a stupid question.

Answer 1

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;

8. One to viciously smear #7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

Answer 2

Little lady is going to the Barber together with her Father. She stand next to the Barber chair staring at and eating a snack cake. The Barber says to her "Sweetheart, your going to get hair on your Twinkie". The little lady says "Yeah and that i'm gonna get boobie's too!"

Answer 3

after you have created your riddle, it is vital to test it on someone. Even if you think that it is blindingly obvious what the answer is, still test it out.
It just might be funny.

Answer 4

I totally agree!!

Answer 5

omg that is so funny i tottaly forgot to laugh thumbs down to u

Answer 6

Funny and true!!! lol

Answer 7

um... either i don't get it, or it's just not funny at all

Answer 8

Ha Ha! lol!