A man is out, driving happily along in his car late one
Saturday evening. Before too long, the cops pull him over.
The policeman walks up to the man and asks, "Have you
been drinking, sir?"
"Why? Was I weaving all over the road officer?"
"No," replied, the policeman, "You were driving splendidly.
It was the ugly fat chick in the passenger seat that gave you away."
2007-04-04 08:18:36 · 8 answers · asked by Josh M 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Wickedly funny!!!
2007-04-04 08:33:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it.... How about this one
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. Police quickly surrounded the car, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Whose car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, and I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too.! ! ! ! !
2007-04-04 08:34:34 · answer #2 · answered by cookiesandcorn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mean but funny! Good one!
2007-04-04 08:30:46 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG
hilarious i think i am gonna star you
what'd the driver say after that?
in other words and then....?
2007-04-04 08:29:07 · answer #4 · answered by nunofurbiznass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not so funny
2007-04-04 09:50:32 · answer #5 · answered by perrisgal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! that's mean...
..but funny.
2007-04-04 08:28:43 · answer #6 · answered by ☆Karma☆ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROTFFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rolling on the f*cking flooring guffawing my f*cking @$$ off!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA THATS humorous yet additionally authentic!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA
2016-10-21 00:46:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
that's good.
2007-04-04 08:44:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋