Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
He marched
straight up to the counter and said, " Hi. You know, I just HATE
drawing
welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, " Your timing is
excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants
a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll
have to
drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your
clothes.
Because
of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to
escort
the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to
satisfy
her sexual urges.
You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.
The salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, said, " You're bulls****in' me!"
The social worker said, " Yeah, well . . you started it."
2007-04-04 08:07:48 · 23 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was so freakin hilarious....I'm laughing in the computer lab and everyone is looking. OMG....I haven't had a joke make me laugh that way in a long time....Whew...Damn that was good. I want a job like that.
2007-04-04 08:12:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-21 00:45:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AWESOME! IT'S JUST OFFENSIVE TO THE POOR, COME ON. AND SINCE THEY CAN'T AFFORD TO GET THE INTERNET TO READ THIS...WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
AM I RIGHT, OR AM I RIGHT?
I THINK I'M JUST WRONG...
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2007-04-04 08:22:24 · answer #3 · answered by djdjr01 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, how could that NOT offend anyone? I have a peculiar sense of humour, but this offends even my dubious morals. Sorry, it's just the way I feel. Cheers luv.
2007-04-04 08:11:44 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
O MY GOSH
that is hilarious
at first i was all like ok where is the joke here? and then wham there it is
hilarious
2007-04-04 08:44:12 · answer #5 · answered by nunofurbiznass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is too funny, I didn't expect that ending, I am going to share that with all my friends.
2007-04-04 08:11:56 · answer #6 · answered by PrettyLady26 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Good one! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-04 08:11:38 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Kinda...♥
2007-04-04 12:29:45 · answer #8 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm lol
Thats a bit evil,funny but evil
2007-04-04 08:13:55 · answer #9 · answered by kez_124 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i just told my friends that joke, its a lot better saying it aloud
2007-04-04 09:29:04 · answer #10 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋