I had some cover up tattoo work done weekend before last.....and last night the itching became unbearable so I got on the internet and pulled up all the info I could find on itchy skin. (Following directions I found on the internet) I coated it with Bacon Grease, Emu Oil, Spicy Brown Mustard, Egg Whites, Mayo, Salt Cured Ham (all held together with a coating of Neosporin......then I wrapped it in a lettuce leaf poultice and let it set up overnight. This morning the tattoo felt better so I removed the lettuce poultice. The itching is gone.....but all of the color is also gone from my tattoo. My question is ......should I put the poultice on Wheat bread or Rye bread.....and will the tattoo ink stain my teeth when I eat it?
thanks for your help in advance
2007-04-04 07:49:50 · 24 answers · asked by Rider (12NI) 5 in Beauty & Style ➔ Skin & Body ➔ Tattoos
Duh.....I forgot all about the loaf of homemade bread.....Thanks Brandi!!
2007-04-04 07:59:40 · update #1
OK, quick, you haven't let that concoction dry out yet have you? Good. Put it in a blender, add Worcestershire sauce (mainly because I love the stuff), pepper, and EMO oil. You see, you made a huge mistake by using EMU oil. I thought you knew better than that. (gosh). Anyways, Blend well, put it in a small container, and chill over night. Now, get that tattoo machine I made out of Cat Fish bones, Ten-penny nails, and banjo strings. Now, if you have followed my instructions properly you will be able to re ink the tat yourself. The colors will go where they belong. They are pretty smart that way. Good luck with that.
2007-04-04 08:09:48 · answer #1 · answered by B aka PE 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Just remember all the things you used on your tattoo and the amount you used and the order you put it on. Now every time someone ask " How can I remove my tattoo??" You can give them a home remedy. I know they will try it. Make sure to tell them they have to eat all the ingredients the next morning.
2007-04-04 08:13:13 · answer #2 · answered by thisisme 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I personally would put it on slightly grilled whole wheat with some cucumber slices.
And it won't stain your teeth, but as it flows through your blood stream your skin will get patch discolored spots that will look like Marlon Brando's feet.
2007-04-04 08:32:06 · answer #3 · answered by 4eyed zombie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would try sourdough bread...bacon grease only works if you're planning on going out in the sun so that you can fry your tattoo - you know...get that cool "distressed" look....you could prob also skip the egg whites because mayo is just egg whites with oil whipped up...2 for the price of one! Congrats on getting rid of the itch Rider...I'll have to try this tonight with mine...not itching too badly anymore but hey...just in case right? Re: all the other ingredients...go for it!
2007-04-04 10:16:28 · answer #4 · answered by kristina807 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go with the wheat bread, it should absorb most of the color to keep it off your teeth. Also make sure you have one hand on your tattoo while you are eating it, and it should make the color go back into the tattoo.
2007-04-04 08:02:41 · answer #5 · answered by Beth M 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It shouldn't stain your teeth, but I would use white bread, that is usally better on toasted bread. I would shy away a bit if the lettuce is wilted, but the paste would still taste wonderful.
2007-04-04 09:27:34 · answer #6 · answered by whit g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who cares? Yeah it's a lil girly but hey, if you like it then you should get it. Also in black it would be less girly. I say go for it!
2016-03-17 08:17:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha, I think I've fallen in love.
2007-04-04 07:54:32 · answer #8 · answered by kasi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Makes for a great sandwich - but you should have used wheat bread.
2007-04-04 11:05:30 · answer #9 · answered by Feline05 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i personally like white bread but hey thats just me.the neosporin should help it all go down too!!lol
2007-04-04 12:39:14 · answer #10 · answered by these r my people 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋