Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St Peter tells them that they can enter the gates only if they can answer one simple religious question.
The question posed by St. Peter is "What is Easter"?
The first blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey and are thankful..."
"Wrong!, you are not welcome here, I'm afraid. You must go to the other place!" replies St. Peter. He turns to the second blond, and asks her the same question: "What is Easter?"
The second blonde replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus."
St Peter looks at the second blonde, bangs his head on the on the pearly gates in disgust and tells her she's wrong and will have to join her friend in the other place. She is not welcome in Heaven.
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2007-04-04 07:35:28 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, "Do YOU know what Easter is"?
The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St Peter in the eyes, "I know what Easter is."
"Oh?" says St Peter, incredulously.
"Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands and feet. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder."
St Peter smiled broadly with delight.
The third blonde continued... "Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter."
lol
2007-04-04 07:36:03 · update #1
Rachelicious...do you mean offensive to blondes, or offensive to Christians? Because I'm Christian, and I have nothing against blondes...
2007-04-04 07:42:52 · update #2
hahahahaha!!!
that was funny, and no, i don't find it offensive even though im catholic.
2007-04-04 07:43:14 · answer #1 · answered by CoffeeAdict 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ok, now. I understand this is yahoo answers. But where in the world can I answer that?
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2007-04-04 15:13:02 · answer #2 · answered by djdjr01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate to say it, but that was by far one of the most horrible jokes I have ever heard. My opinion has nothing to do with religious beliefs, that was just a freaking horrible joke. You know its bad if I have to type all of this just to tell you.
2007-04-04 14:45:49 · answer #3 · answered by Josh M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Even God and all the blondes around here found that funny. Lighten up people.
2007-04-04 14:50:20 · answer #4 · answered by The Rooster 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Realy bad thing to say when its to do with a blonde joke but i will anyway..i dont get it
2007-04-04 15:11:57 · answer #5 · answered by kez_124 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha that sounds like my blonde niece, just when you think she is making sense, she starts talking about something totally different from the main topic!
2007-04-04 14:58:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol...the last part didn`t make sence but ill give it a 8/10
2007-04-04 14:48:07 · answer #7 · answered by baby_brat94 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-04 14:42:32 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHAHAA!!! SHE MESSED UP AT THE END WITH GROUNDHOGS DAY! WHAT A DUNCE(NO OFFENSE TO BLONDES, I AM JUST TALKING ABOUT THE THREE).
2007-04-04 14:40:33 · answer #9 · answered by niciash_12 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is soooooooo funny!!!!!!!! omg, thank you for making me smile hunni!
2007-04-04 14:48:23 · answer #10 · answered by Aviana L 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋