If you had to die what is the most original way you can think of for it to happen?

Question

be original

Answer 1

I just prefer that when it happens I am not there to see it.

Answer 2

For fun -

An asteroid slams into a Siberian chicken farm, blasting the chicken 7,000 miles with debris towards my house. The chicken dies. After that, the chicken crashes through the patio window of my house - stabbing me in the buttocks. I don't bleed to death, but my wife kills me because of the mess when she returns from work after I tell her the chicken is from Siberia.

Answer 3

I would be turned into a chicken wing and cooked over the surface of the sun to be finally eaten my a gigantic evil telephone controlled by glow-in-the-dark rats...and George Bush

Answer 4

I think the "Final Destination" movies have pretty much cinched this up....

ok... in the vaccum of space, drifting towards a previously unknown universe, then burning up as I enter a planetary atmosphere.

Answer 5

I want a cat-head biscuit in one hand, a fried chicken leg in the other, and I want to fall back and drown in a pool of brown gravy.

... yeah, I'm a true southerner... lol

p.s. >> the brown gravy could be substituted for fresh brewed, ice-cold sweet tea.

Answer 6

Have a heart attack while doing acrobatics in my cessna 140, fifty years from now when I am 80 years old. While my wife simultaneously died from...

Answer 7

Surfing accident. When I'm 95.

Answer 8

Fell off a cliff while sleep-walking backwards.

Answer 9

Spontaneous human combustion - I wonder if I need a rider for that on my life insurance.

Answer 10

Pudding asphyxiation.