whats something i can interpret, perhaps funny, orally
2007-04-04 06:19:44 · 8 answers · asked by ruthvon11 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Try the Bible?
Or maybe even this question...?
2007-04-04 06:23:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know how funny it is, but is this the Great Pyramid?
Isaiah 19:19 In that day there will be an altar to the LORD in the heart of Egypt, and a monument to the LORD at its border. 20 It will be a sign and witness to the LORD Almighty in the land of Egypt.
2007-04-04 13:27:32 · answer #2 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it depends what God's gift is for you
is it for dreams
or visions
or do you have ears to listen to what the Son of Man is speaking
i will give you both
a freind had a dream where Jesus came and when they where awaiting at the gates of heaven Jesus walked up to him and told him to fallow him because he wanted to show him something, they when and they arrived at hell and Jesus showed him the place he avoided yet he started crying because in the line was his entire family because they failed to listen to him
thats the dream
the vision
a man walked to another and asked him what would he prefer to live life in such a way as God commanded and faund out at the end after having a real good life full in all its posabilities or have a life not having beleived in God with all the problems the world has then comming the end he finds out there is one
e-mail me your interpretations at my email provided: slayerofthedarkforest@yahoo.com
2007-04-04 13:48:41 · answer #3 · answered by slayerofthedarkforest 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not certain what you are looking for...okay, try looking something up in Proverbs in the Bible, then reference it to the Hebrew or the Septuagint.
And yes, there really are humorous sayings in Proverbs.
2007-04-04 13:32:40 · answer #4 · answered by Jed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interpret this (makes obscene gesture)!
2007-04-04 13:22:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
go buy a book written in a language you don't understand...and try to interpret it....
2007-04-04 13:25:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is R/S not the joke forum.
2007-04-04 13:22:47 · answer #7 · answered by gwhiz1052 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about a dictionary!?
2007-04-04 13:23:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋