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All hail the new reptilian deity whose name shall be know as (tastefully gender non-specific) Polygon.

2007-04-04 05:54:15 · 8 answers · asked by Orac 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I was getting worried, but now that I know that it is "tastefully" gender non -specific I can sleep peacefully.

2007-04-04 20:40:54 · answer #1 · answered by jacs 3 · 2 1

Reptilian Deity? I think humanity has already been there. Didn't work out well. I think it's time to move on to something... More.

2007-04-04 12:59:50 · answer #2 · answered by siddartha360 2 · 2 1

You do know Jesus had a pet dinosaur, right? Heh heh heh.

But seriously, this Polygon sounds like a bit of a square - sex it up a bit and you might be on to something. Either way, it's a gila a thing to ask of anyone!

2007-04-04 12:59:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

My favorite raptor is the Bald Eagle.

2007-04-04 13:00:28 · answer #4 · answered by S K 7 · 1 1

Alright, tell new about the new god. Can he reanimate? Will he condemn me to eternal fire if I fail him? Commandments, I want commandments! Give me so incentives for joining, a toaster maybe?

PS Is he the aspect of Polytope, sent to redeem us for our sins?

2007-04-04 14:24:25 · answer #5 · answered by Herodotus 7 · 1 1

No thanks.
I have better things to do than celebrate someone' else's imaginary deity regardless of what gender it is.

2007-04-06 03:51:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

If there was a raptor, I still wouldn't celebrate it with you!

2007-04-04 12:57:23 · answer #7 · answered by Eric T 3 · 1 3

Why is everyone trying to start new religions? Aren't there too many already?

2007-04-04 12:57:59 · answer #8 · answered by CHOCOBEAR 2 · 1 3

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