I was feeling a bit lonely and decided life would be more fun if I had
> a
> pet. So, I went to the pet shop and told the owner that I wanted to
buy
> an unusual pet.
> After a long discussion, I finally bought a Centipede, which came in a
> little white box to use for his house. I took the box back home, found
> a
> good spot in the garden for it, and decided that to celebrate, I'd
take
> my new pet to the pub to have a drink.
>
>
> So, I knelt down and asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like
to
> go down The Queen's Head with me and have a beer?" . But there was no
> answer.
> This bothered me a bit, but I waited a few minutes and then asked him
> again, "How about going to the pub for a drink?".
> But again, there was no answer from my new friend and pet. So, I
waited
> a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
> I decided to ask him one more time; this time putting my face up
> against
> the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to
> go
> to The Queen's Head and have a drink with me?"
> A little voice came out of the box:
...................................
>
>
> "I heard you the first time! I'm putting my f****ng shoes on."
>
>
2007-04-04 05:16:56 · 11 answers · asked by besitos2610 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it might be a little joke.. but it sure did brighten up my day! LOL! thumbs up 2 u.. and a star! hv a nice day to u too...
2007-04-04 05:44:33 · answer #1 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA that made me smile!!! i actually laughed and everyobe in my class looked at me funny!!! that was good ur my new hero!!! jk but that was pretty good!!
2007-04-04 12:24:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha!
2007-04-04 12:22:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol!
2007-04-04 15:47:34 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was cute but i dont like the cussing part!!!!
2007-04-04 12:22:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2007-04-04 12:21:18 · answer #6 · answered by joe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i loved it great joke
2007-04-04 12:25:32 · answer #7 · answered by pookypoo1999 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-04-04 12:26:43 · answer #8 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was cute!
that made me acutally "laugh-out-loud"
THANKS! =]
2007-04-04 20:21:54 · answer #9 · answered by kaaay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww thanks for makeing me smile!!! it was funny!!
2007-04-04 15:10:42 · answer #10 · answered by Mooey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋