Showing off his new appartment one night to his pals the drunk student walked them in to a room where there was a big brass gong.
One of his friends askes "whats the gong for ?"
" Thats not a gong it's a talking clock" he replied.
Looking a bit confused they ask how it works,so the drunk picks up a big hammer and hits the gong as hard as he could.
They all stand quietly looking at each other for a moment when all of a sudden a voice from the next appartment shouts "hey be quiet you jerk it's it's three thirty in the damn morning."
star if funny
2007-04-04 04:51:30 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny ive starred
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2007-04-04 06:14:35 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes and no yes for the drunk person taking them to the room with the brass gong.
2007-04-04 05:02:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In Jamaica the way its told is that the guy has a duch pot, that he uses his shoe to bang continuosly, his girlfriend asks him what time it was and he hits the pot, which causes a neighbour to yell, "hey, weh u nuh stop the rassclaat noise, u don't see that is 2:00 in the bloodclaat morning!"
2007-04-04 04:59:01 · answer #3 · answered by Mickey mouse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 23:07:35 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-04-04 04:55:24 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! 8/10!
2007-04-04 09:17:17 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea that's pretty funny. Just take out the cursing in it. It will be cleaner if you do.
2007-04-04 04:59:07 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny, made me laugh anyway.
2007-04-04 04:55:01 · answer #8 · answered by minnie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny, i'd be saying the same damn thing.....what did the fish say when it hit the concrete wall?....DAMN!!
2007-04-04 04:55:42 · answer #9 · answered by Cori 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got a twinkle from me, well done.
2007-04-04 06:17:38 · answer #10 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋