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How do you make a duck famous?

Put him in the microwave until he's Bill Withers.

2007-04-04 04:23:30 · 12 answers · asked by heckler 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

I love this joke - got it on text message the other day and thought it was the best I had seen in ages. have a star

2007-04-04 04:28:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

So funny....i love it!!!.....until....his....bill....withers!!!

Two one liners:
What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware? Her New Jersey.

2007-04-04 11:32:28 · answer #2 · answered by Cori 3 · 1 0

Not that funny, kind of sick. 2/10

2007-04-04 11:28:30 · answer #3 · answered by lavender tots 4 · 1 0

Silly but funny! lol!

2007-04-04 16:41:54 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Wow, that's some g e n t l e comedy

2007-04-04 11:28:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

NO...
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You put an extra 2 legs on it!

2007-04-04 11:42:38 · answer #6 · answered by HardCore 4 · 0 0

Sorry, not funny.

2007-04-04 11:45:46 · answer #7 · answered by cccccrazy 2 · 0 0

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
I don't get it!
You should be a comedian and I should be your best answer..

2007-04-04 11:29:03 · answer #8 · answered by free2rhyme 4 · 0 0

ok - funny

2007-04-04 11:28:20 · answer #9 · answered by frogg135 5 · 0 0

blahblahblah.

2007-04-04 11:31:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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