A woman with no arms or legs was lying on the beach
This man was passing and he heard her going "ahhhh"
so he said " what's wrong"
"well ive never been hugged by a man"
so he went and gave her a hug.
As he was leaving he heard "ahhhhh"
"what's wrong"
"well ive never been kissed by a man"
So he went up and gave her a kiss
As he was leaving he heard "ahhhhh"
"what's wrong now"
" Well ive never been fu**ed by a man"
The man thought about this and said
"well you're fu**ed now here comes a wave"
2007-04-04 03:23:59 · 10 answers · asked by Winkwnink 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good and funny in weird way..thanks for 2.
2007-04-04 05:17:44 · answer #1 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you almost got it right.
It goes: Well I've never been f***ed before, So the man picks her up, Throws her into the ocean and yells out YOU'RE F***ED NOW...
2007-04-04 10:53:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is sooo old I heard it in middle school
i laughed then so I guess
2007-04-04 10:28:18 · answer #3 · answered by KRAZEDnKONFUSED 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great. The man should have not warned the woman. She should have been f.u.c.k.e.d by the wave.
2007-04-04 10:38:23 · answer #4 · answered by King of Hearts 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny 6/10
but not worth a star,sorry!
2007-04-04 10:29:10 · answer #5 · answered by dalia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fudge 2x's once by the guy leaving her , and again by the wave
2007-04-04 10:29:40 · answer #6 · answered by its just a joke 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 very nice, made me cough ( I never give 10s)
2007-04-04 10:29:31 · answer #7 · answered by lkrhtr70 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll give it a star its not to bad. lol... a wave, thats great...
2007-04-04 10:27:38 · answer #8 · answered by Adam B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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i have heard it but i forgot
2007-04-04 10:30:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well...it was OK...
2007-04-04 10:50:30 · answer #10 · answered by I'm Michael Jackson BAD!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋