Christians: Isn't it absurd that God had to get his diaper changed?

Question

Or cloth, or whatever.

Is that where the phrase "Holy s***" Came from?

This is in no way meant to mock Christians or Christianity, just to show the contrast between God in the OT and NT.

Answer 1

hahaha

i bet not only christians say that,people of other faith say that too.

now,how about "holy cow"? does that word introduced by hindus? huhuhuhu

Answer 2

Ya - He is just a big spoiled brat used to getting His own way. His head is balding over, and He is not even potty trained yet. (He relagated women to a life of abject slavery, to dress Him, and feed Him and all His Issue. She is getting pretty friken tired of it serving the world, and not being aknowledged or thanked for it. Maybe she will wise up some day and put her foot down, and refuse to cooperate, or go along with it anymore. Men would be lost if half the world ground to a halt, seeing they have never learned to do anything for themselves. Then there would a great tribulation - such as never was, so that none is like it - wouldn't you say? They wouldn't be able to wage thier wars so good either.
Woman - why have you never questioned the role that man has set for us - oops - I mean - the HeHim God?

Answer 3

Speaking as a Pagan, I find it less absurd than the story of Athena busting out of Zeus' head. And Athena is one of my pantheon Goddesses.

Answer 4

Not really, the fact that God loved us so much that he chose to come to earth in the form of a human infant is an amazing miracle. It makes me feel closer to him knowing that he went through all the things that I deal with daily; like hunger, thirst, weariness, etc.

Answer 5

Holy ****??

LMAO

Dude, youve surpassed yourself.

I bow down with humble reverence in the face of such intelligence.

Answer 6

YES

Answer 7

LOL.