2007-04-04 02:39:32 · 12 answers · asked by James God 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God smokes now and then.
Today, for example, he is smoking heavily. I can see it on the sky of Athens right now. The sky is gray, heavy and something is raining from above. I hope it is not nicotine..
2007-04-04 04:34:26 · answer #1 · answered by Alice in Wonderbra 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God seemed to be pretty fond of the smoke from the "incense" that went up with the prayers of the Saints. I suppose the "incense" was some nice smelly powder worth its weight in gold or something. I read somewhere that the people of the first century had to pay the Government a few grams of incense, like a tax. Many railed against paying it. I wonder what the "incence" was?
2007-04-04 09:54:26 · answer #2 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I don't "see" Him every day, but how could He be a heavy (or even a light) smoker? God is not a physical being; He is Spirit. I would think that in order to smoke cigarettes, cigars, pot, or whatever you're referring to, He would have to be a physical being, with hands to hold whatever He was smoking, a mouth to stick it in, and lungs to breathe in the smoke.
That's my guess.
2007-04-04 09:49:10 · answer #3 · answered by Starfall 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well For starters God isn't a him or a her he's a spirit and how dare you to post a idiotic question like that. my answer is no becuase there is no cigarettes in heaven now im not saying people who smoke are sinners but cigarettes cause death and you can't die once in heaven
2007-04-04 09:47:15 · answer #4 · answered by mtm7393_ld 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I see him everyday and minute every second, everytime i see myself, everytime I look at the sky, everytime I see a smile, a hug and everytime I breath...his presence is felt by only THOSE who ask him to reveal himself...by faith
You should try it sometime, you have nothing to lose but everything to gain!!
2007-04-04 09:52:16 · answer #5 · answered by RAVIE G 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loneliness might have pushed our god to such habits... I think you are absolutely right...
2007-04-04 13:47:17 · answer #6 · answered by Artistic Hand 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I still respond to all of your hateful mockery with love.
2007-04-04 10:20:27 · answer #7 · answered by goatman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you going to prove with these ridiculous questions?
2007-04-04 09:43:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he is always siting on big smoke clouds
2007-04-04 10:56:24 · answer #9 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have got pain in your ***...... can u see the pain? its smoking right?
2007-04-04 09:47:16 · answer #10 · answered by saqi2cool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋