What the heck, you'd think that if you were Cool-aid, that you'd be supplied with enough, but now he needs his own pitcher! What's the deal?
2007-04-03 22:41:44 · 9 answers · asked by TheSilverBeetles 4 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
He wants to share and to drink from "Poppa Pitcher" himself may suggest some off the wall sexual perversions.
2007-04-03 22:52:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the marketing wizards behind the kool-aid man know there aren't many things more disgusting than a gigantic animated pitcher pouring liquid from his own body into the gaping mouths of children
2007-04-03 23:10:05 · answer #2 · answered by justin bailey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, it's not for him. He serves it to the kids! :-) But, you're on to something... Why wouldn't he just pour the cool-aid right from himself? - after all, he's a pitcher!
2007-04-03 22:51:12 · answer #3 · answered by fl2nc2ca2md2nc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if you went pouring your self out to all the children it would be really bad don't you think! How else is he going to get those kids all wired up.
2007-04-03 23:11:15 · answer #4 · answered by Molly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think that is the question on everyones mind.....You should be asking
WHY DONT THE DAMN KIDS JUST GIVE THE RABBIT A BOWL OF TRIX!!!! HE makes the cereal right, so he deserves a bowl.
2007-04-04 01:24:50 · answer #5 · answered by cexymama696969 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he is a pitcher..if he tips over to pour..he will tip over and spill his load
2007-04-04 00:37:48 · answer #6 · answered by Jungleboy6996 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because if he let the kids drink him he would be arrested as a child molester.
2007-04-04 10:45:34 · answer #7 · answered by Nasty Nate6695 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's his son.
2007-04-03 22:53:38 · answer #8 · answered by Catfish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's a cannibal! It's just sick, sick, sick (-:.
2007-04-03 22:57:47 · answer #9 · answered by Madame M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋