Ramen.
2007-04-03 18:02:09 · 19 answers · asked by Beavis Christ AM 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well we really need a holiday in February, and I think we should have one in June, too.
The weathers really nice here in June, warm and sunny but not too many bugs. That would be a great time to have a long weekend.
Hey, since most religions seem to take a couple of days a year at least for holy days. We can take one in BOTH February and June.
And don't worry Christians, we'll let you take it off work too. Or maybe you'll volunteer to work my shift that day so I can spend time with my family at that special time of the year, like I do for you at Christmas.
2007-04-03 18:07:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Holy Tomato Sauce Day
The Parmasean Cheese Pilgrimage to Wisconsin..
2007-04-03 18:04:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bah! Blasphemers above me!
Every Friday should be a holiday, at exactly 5:00 pm. At this time, all believers must bow in worship, in the direction of the holy Beer Volcano, then down our mugs and slam them on the bar, shouting, "All Hail the FSM! We are not worthy!"
2007-04-03 18:12:18 · answer #3 · answered by Mama Gretch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
October 31.
2007-04-03 18:05:01 · answer #4 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ramen... good one. Needs to be a National Holiday too so we get off of work to eat lots of pasta.
2007-04-03 18:10:13 · answer #5 · answered by tonks_op 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And so the idolatry begins. The FSM spurns your feasts, your gaudy celebrations, your fawning excuses for goofing off! All that is required is proper pirate regalia and a willing voice! Preach the word! And remember, if you see the FSM on the road, well, you know the rest...
2007-04-03 19:02:59 · answer #6 · answered by skepsis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just use the same ones that the Xians stole from the Pagans. We'll just change the name and claim it's all about the FSM...conveniently ignoring the references to paganism just like the christians do now.
2007-04-03 18:05:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
specific, there might desire to be a Spaghetti holiday held on the 1st Friday of each month!! continuously, Ladyitch p.s. then observed by ability of a Taco holiday,, and a Egg Roll holiday... LOL ((((((Scooter))))))
2016-11-26 00:54:35 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same day that we celebrate National Atheists Day, April 1st.
2007-04-03 18:10:32 · answer #9 · answered by Apostle Jeff 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You freakin' pagan! The FSM is a lie! I only believe in the SFM. (Swimming Pizza Mermaid!)
2007-04-03 18:08:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋