A woman left on Sunday to go to the market, leaving her husband alone. When she returned a few hours later she found her husband dead. Who killed him? The butler who said he was walking the dog? The Cook who said he was chopping onions? Or the Maid who said she was getting the mail?
2007-04-03 15:26:55 · 15 answers · asked by squirm325 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
maid. no sunday mail!
2007-04-03 15:29:16 · answer #1 · answered by STrawberry 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The maid. There's no mail on Sunday Dah!
2007-04-04 02:40:01 · answer #2 · answered by lusktuffar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was the Cook because he have the chopping knife so he must of chopped the heck out of the guy like he was mad because he haven't smoke pot for 3 days. I also bet that the maid slept with the butler and the cook at the couple's bedroom with no CONDOMS. lol!!!!!!!!! And they didn't change the bed sleets which is the worse part of all.
2007-04-03 22:37:14 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. House 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Maid, mail doesnt come on sundays, that was easy
2007-04-03 22:55:37 · answer #4 · answered by melanieinuyasha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the maid there's no mail on Sundays
2007-04-03 22:30:36 · answer #5 · answered by teresacmt 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the maid! who gets sunday mail?
2007-04-03 22:44:28 · answer #6 · answered by cool-girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The maid was only going and getting the Sunday paper that's all.... it was definitely the cook, i mean, come on.... he already but the knife in his own hand.... and if he wasn't stabbed to death then he was poisoned and the cook but poison in his onions. Hes a sick man isn't he
2007-04-03 22:36:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Twas the lying maid that did this devious crime. NO mail on sunday
2007-04-03 22:33:47 · answer #8 · answered by Robin RJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the maid... theres no mail on sunday
2007-04-03 23:21:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the maid. she helped the red head kill him for the dog.
2007-04-03 22:37:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋