A boy asked his father?
Dad can i borrow the car.
no not until you cut your hair.
but jesus had long hair
but jesus walked everywhere
2007-04-03 11:02:07 · 17 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
SWEET!!!!
LOVE IT!!!!
2007-04-03 11:24:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's another joke like that that is WAY longer...
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A young boy had just received his drivers license. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study and said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring home good grades, study your bible a little and get your hair cut and we'll talk about the use of the car."
After about a month the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss use of the car. They again went to the father's study where his father said, "Son, I've been real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied your bible diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut!"
The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know dad, I've been thinking about that. You know, Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair..." to which his father replied, "Yes, and they WALKED everywhere they went!"
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2007-04-03 11:07:34 · answer #2 · answered by Ethen 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Including on water!
2007-04-03 11:05:53 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Funny! Good one!
2007-04-03 11:54:40 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Getting better babe, made me chuckle, now i want a big belly laugh, x
2007-04-03 11:09:32 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice u get a star lol
2007-04-03 11:09:43 · answer #6 · answered by well thts it...... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah have heard that one before
2007-04-03 11:18:26 · answer #7 · answered by lovednotspoiled 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-04-03 11:12:35 · answer #8 · answered by hyper29 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it.
2007-04-03 11:07:34 · answer #9 · answered by I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute but didn't make me laugh. sorry.
2007-04-03 11:19:06 · answer #10 · answered by mntnbik8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...that made me happy ^_^
2007-04-03 11:18:57 · answer #11 · answered by goo. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋