After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man was told he had only 24 hours to live.
He immediately called his doctor and his lawyer to his room. He asked the doctor to stand by one side of his bed and his lawyer to stand by the other.
After standing for some time, the doctor asked "What do you want me to do?" "Nothing. Just stand there."
A while later, the lawyer asked "What do you want me to do?" "Nothing. Just stand there."
As the hours wore on, the doctor and the lawyer watched the man weaken. When his time had almost arrived, the doctor and the lawyer again asked "Why are we standing here?"
"Well," said the old man, "Christ died between two thieves, so I thought I'd do the same!
2007-04-03 10:34:38 · 22 answers · asked by well thts it...... 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i gave the first star :D
2007-04-03 10:38:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who thinks they're cool like this one?PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this mesage to at least 3 questions, you will die within 2 days. Copy and paste this, to be saved
2007-04-03 17:57:37 · answer #2 · answered by baby_brat94 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who thinks they're cool like this one?PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this mesage to at least 3 questions, you will die within 2 days. Copy and paste this, to be saved
2007-04-03 17:42:38 · answer #3 · answered by Ραχτοη 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha! Ouch! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-03 18:23:03 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-04-03 17:40:15 · answer #5 · answered by Ann 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he he he thats funny, but not really worth a star
2007-04-03 17:40:54 · answer #6 · answered by theca_va 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-04-05 12:00:56 · answer #7 · answered by Barbara L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-04-03 17:49:05 · answer #8 · answered by hello world 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is really funny! i gave a star! hahahahaha
2007-04-03 17:42:19 · answer #9 · answered by kool aid man. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SO FUNNY!!!
An original masterpiece!!â¥
2007-04-03 17:38:12 · answer #10 · answered by kim 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋