Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
2007-04-03 09:36:19 · 8 answers · asked by elizacandle 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Man: Can I have your number?
Woman: Sure, it's in the book.
Man: well...what's your name?
Woman: oh, it's in the book too.
2007-04-03 09:40:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Although the comebacks are a little mean it is hilarious because the actual pick up lines are rude.
2007-04-03 09:44:03 · answer #2 · answered by Sam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is funny girl good job really hit the spot with this one i love it somuch i just can not stop laughing at your joke I'm going to have to use this joke one day girl because i love it somuch and plus you really did rock this one way to go and good job once again.
2007-04-03 10:13:55 · answer #3 · answered by lil boosie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rated 10 out of 10 Shot Pepsi out my nose
2007-04-03 09:42:05 · answer #4 · answered by redd headd 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like this one the best: Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter. lol
2007-04-03 10:20:59 · answer #5 · answered by me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my two fave one are the female impersonator one and the f u one!! lol i could see myself saying something like that.
2007-04-03 10:37:28 · answer #6 · answered by ~* 3 Months Prego*~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! THATZ WUSSUP! ..THOSE WERE CUTE! N' i THiNK THAT iF SOME GUYS USED THE ALPHABET PiCK UP LiNE ON ME i COULD SEE MYSELF SAYiN THE SAME DAMN THiNG! HAHA
2007-04-03 09:41:42 · answer #7 · answered by ಌg0rGe0uSಌ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao.. Pretty educational.. Thanks *Pulls her notebook and starts writing down* In case I forgot, you know.. I have to have a plan B. xD
2007-04-03 09:42:43 · answer #8 · answered by Shadow Song 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋