2007-04-03 08:30:28 · 20 answers · asked by Contemplative Monkey 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
OMG lol What a great comparison.
Well, they both talk fast.
They both say a lot but a whole lot of nothing at the same time.
Neither wants you to ask too many questions.
They want you to just take their word for it! "Trust me!"
They both stress the importance of giving them money.
2007-04-03 08:34:04 · answer #1 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
As a Christian, I'm afraid you got me on this one. I absolutely loathe the steril, non-representative, plucked up by the roots twice dead thing that mega church represents. I would actually enjoy sharing with any of you what the scripture teaches the church should be without encouraging ANY of you to become church "attenders." What the church of the first century was is so different from what the modern church is as to almost be an entirely different entitity.
Tom
2007-04-03 15:38:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
WHEN YOU SAID PASTORS YOU OPENED UP FLY FOR THE TRUTH TO SPRING OUT!
These pastors that don't even know what a pastor is lie
steal and fake heal
Just as a salesman doesn't know if he sells you a good car he'll reap the good benefits of another buyer,
They lie to get you in it
They load the price and and drop it till seems fair (stealing)
Then when something breaks on it the patch it for awhile
and don't know you after warranty (fake healing)
They both make it sound good what ever it is to get you mind and you r cash
And they definitely tell you not to go over there where they tell you the truth!
2007-04-03 16:02:03 · answer #3 · answered by manoman 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Both sell warranties that will never be cashed in.
Used car dealers talk about 30 day warranties, Mega church pastors talk about afterlife warranties.
2007-04-03 15:36:32 · answer #4 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They both wear Cologne that comes from the bottle with the little
ship on it,,
2007-04-03 15:46:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For there to be similarities... there would also have to be differences! As far as i can tell. they're the same people... they just wear different clothes to work.
2007-04-03 15:39:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They both have those crooked smiles, both tend to wear puffy hair dos, both tend to be be wearing gold jewelry and fancy suits, and both drive flashy automobiles.
Oh and both are peddling something and getting to buy something you don't really need. ;-)
2007-04-03 15:37:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They both sell something that's going to crap out on me as soon as I get it off the lot.
2007-04-03 15:34:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Grease is the word. =0)
2007-04-03 15:38:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
One is gay and the used car salesmen are not.
2007-04-03 15:38:27 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋