2007-04-03 06:50:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Surely you must know that the penguin god is one of the most powerful of the false gods.
Men around the world wear tuxedo's in honor of the penguin god all the time. And although the penguin god is pagan and doesn't really exist, most people won't take the chance that he might be real, so the tuxedo will be around a long time.
Btw, according to the beliefs; if men refuse to wear a tuxedo then they are doomed to be reincarnated as a black and white, flightless bird, with really short legs and live at the south pole for all eternity. And get to eat only sushi which they have to catch theirselves. So when it doubt, wear your tux.
2007-04-03 07:04:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Are you a penguin? According to your question it sounds as if you are a penguin and if you are asking if the g-d of Israel is your g-d? Very strangely put!
2007-04-03 06:57:41 · answer #2 · answered by Tinribs 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Seems to me that you have to answer that question yourself. I am not a Penguin, nor have I ever been one in this life.
2007-04-03 06:56:32 · answer #3 · answered by Babs 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What the F dude? you're making easily NO experience in any respect!!! Ignorant *&^. in case you easily took a minute to study what you've been asking, you need to be asking a similar question that I merely did!!
2016-12-03 05:17:55 · answer #4 · answered by pegues 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Penguins do not need gods as they already have emperors...
2007-04-03 06:54:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I believe that at some time, all penguins will have to bow before their supreme being. That being, being the supreme being.
2007-04-03 07:00:09 · answer #6 · answered by socmum16 ♪ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I thought Opus was the penguin god. He's got my vote! (I do get to vote for god, right?)
2007-04-03 06:54:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the bible it says that even the rocks will proclaim him King. Not that your question was serious but God is God.
2007-04-03 06:56:20 · answer #8 · answered by Sharon M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most people in this world worship the one true God of Abraham including Jews, Christians, and Muslims.
Revelation chapter 5 verse 13 states, "Then I heard every creature in heaven and on earth and under the earth and in the sea, everything in the universe, cry out: "To the one who sits on the throne and to the Lamb be blessing and honor, glory and might, forever and ever."
This sounds like every creature is praising Jesus including penguins.
With love in Christ.
2007-04-03 07:20:15 · answer #9 · answered by imacatholic2 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
On happy feet they seem to follow 'The great guine'
2007-04-03 06:55:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋