Is God black or white? A man or a woman?

Question

After weekly Mass, a boy walks up to his father, who is watching football, and asks, "Dad, is God black or white?"

The dad, puzzled, replies back "Well, son, I guess God is both."

The little boy walks away, thinking about what he has just learned. Then, three or four minutes later, he returns.

"Dad, is God a man or a woman?"

The father, again confused at the question, replies "I've never really thought about it, but I suppose God is both"

The little boy walks away again, thinking about what he has just learned.

Three minutes later, the boy comes back and asks,

"Dad, is Michael Jackson God?"

(ba-dum-dum ching!)

Answer 1

LMAO!

Which one of either of those is MJ???

Cheers!

Simon Templar

Answer 2

That is a hard part to answer a child when we talk to them and tell them things about God. Since God himself said that They will create man in their own image and likeness. The first thing that pops out of your mind is..Does He look like me?, Is He or She should be? And how many are they? Why man in our own likeness and image? And most likely, an Old Man with Golden hair and fiery throne looking at everyone for fault or good actions. These questions never even leave the mind from childhood to golden age of man unless the man himself learned the abstracts of wisdom and understanding.
Here It Is: From Nothingness He is to One thing to many things.No color to all colors,Not Male not Female not even in between but whole.Being in everything and anything. Not a static being but a dynamic becoming. You see Him everywhere but you cannot find him anywhere. He is within and without you.He is the possiblity of the impossible. distinguishable yet unbelievable.Real and true yet improvable. You see Him every minute of your life but till your last breath on earth you hardly recognize Him. You said you know Him but still short of understanding Him.

Answer 3

God would not MAKE particular team of persons from one race for yet another, in case you desire to be a clever ***, god made guy and woman, for each race which stepped forward international, and if so following your theory that would desire to intend black adult males for black women, white adult males for white women, asian guy for asian woman on the grounds that thats who got here from an identical place of delivery and so on., FOLLOWING YOUR theory of direction, dumb ***!

Answer 4

Good question! God labelled as a powerful, intellegance, everlasting, everything good to him who are created by ourself. We have never see a westhern god dress easthern and we have never see a easthern god dress westhern. White men gods are white, black men gods are black. Do we think god is out of our image?

Answer 5

God is brown if you ask in the human interpretation of colour.a liitle of dark and a little white mixed together.asian skin as in jews.i think when we do come face to face with him we ill have a cultural shock be cause he ill have the most unseen unearthly colour ever. and as far as gender is concerened though hes spirit he reveals himself to our limited human senses as male in the person of jesus christ for the bible says we are all made in the image and likeness of God.and woman is nothing else but the mirror image of man.she has alot of man in her,every woman! thats why the word WO-MAN.if you think differently you did have to change the language of the world."the word was made flesh and dwelt amongst us" john ch.1.amen

Answer 6

Is God black or white? A man or a woman?

Short and sweet ........ YES!

Kev

Answer 7

Yes.

Answer 8

Funny. I was going to say that god was a homosexual black female. I think it should be, he would be more understanding!

Answer 9

well you could say God was arablike-skin-toned and was a man...

Seriously, God has not sex genre but He is certainly purely white!

Answer 10

so let me ask you what do you think god is ?