2007-04-03 05:37:29 · 14 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God hasn't gotten around to it... he is making a sequel to the bible, and you will be in it!!
2007-04-03 05:45:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You're a little out of luck is all, it's just that the Bible was written before the time of the typing squirrels. Computers didn't exist then.
2007-04-03 05:41:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dont be silly...there were not typewriters then as for takling donkeys..its just a way to fool people...( like the rest of the book) someone had his hand up the donkeys a rse and was being a ventriloquist
2007-04-03 05:47:39 · answer #3 · answered by cornishpiskie1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, talking donkeys is one thing.... but typing squirrels?!
2007-04-03 05:41:17 · answer #4 · answered by NOT GODZY 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Donkeys talked them out of it.
2007-04-03 05:52:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Was god a big green ogre? Did he also have a puss in boots in the bible along side the talking donkey?
2007-04-03 05:45:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it's fiction! We know so, because we have our own typing squirrel!
2007-04-03 05:54:51 · answer #7 · answered by Jess H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was supposed to remain a mystery.. bad squirrel!!!
2007-04-03 05:40:51 · answer #8 · answered by Kallan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the bible is only fiction
2007-04-03 06:11:02 · answer #9 · answered by rosbif 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he left out all the good stuff, thats why the books so boring!
2007-04-03 14:10:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋