A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?"
The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain."
"I know, but can't you give me some idea?" she asks.
"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..."
"Like this?"
"A little more..."
"Like this?"
"No. A little more..."
"Like this?"
"Yes. Does that hurt?"
"A little bit."
"Now stretch it over your head!"
2007-04-03 05:06:33 · 23 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think ye women exaggerate about the pain, There is nothing to it, You lie down and the Baby crawls out. lol
2007-04-04 01:45:21 · answer #1 · answered by Smurf 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes very good. However, the real pain is that which is given to others when you venture out with your push chairs and leave them in the most inconsiderate places like, in the middle of supermarket aisles, or when you all stand around talking nonsense and comparing how much money you take off the tax payer to keep your fatherless bundles of joy.
2007-04-03 05:17:49 · answer #2 · answered by Missing Link 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Good, but one comparison is: as sore as salt in a fresh circumcision!
2007-04-03 05:30:22 · answer #3 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao i guess it kinda is like that but omg the pain take the drugs take the drugs lol
2007-04-03 05:14:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
At first i thought you were serious.Good One Ha Ha you fooled me
2007-04-03 05:17:06 · answer #5 · answered by Ollie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My wife used my lip to explain, when our son was born.
2007-04-03 20:57:23 · answer #6 · answered by rdrnnr1972 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You got a star for that one babe. 10/10.
2007-04-03 05:12:51 · answer #7 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oooooooow you are awfull but i liked it 10/10 prettyface
2007-04-03 08:53:00 · answer #8 · answered by speedy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh yessss! Have already written this one down to use again...thankyou!
2007-04-03 05:09:37 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your worst period times ahundred thats about right
you'll need loads of painkillers and asprin lol
2007-04-03 06:40:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋