Two men stranded in the desert for 2 weeks,their remaining berries and nuts were running out and both feared certain death.
Well one day while out searching for food they suddenly smell fresh bacon cooking,as they reach the hill top there is a tree with no leaves but instead rashers of bacon hanging from the branches.
The first man runs down the hill and as he gets about 10ft from the tree he is gunned down by machine gun fire,his friend lays flat on the sand in terror,he calls to his friend"are you ok?"
"no"he answers "run it's not a bacon tree it's a HAMBUSH."
star if funny
2007-04-03 04:58:24 · 13 answers · asked by thewokinn 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-04-03 06:13:39 · answer #1 · answered by sammi 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-15 14:58:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not a bit funny! its sarcastic though!
we can rate it 4 out of 10
2007-04-03 05:04:34 · answer #3 · answered by twinkle stars 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. A star for you!
2007-04-03 05:13:30 · answer #4 · answered by Feather Hailglitter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got a star, good clean one, kids will love it.
2007-04-03 05:02:50 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen better..But I guess it's funny.
2007-04-03 05:13:40 · answer #6 · answered by boom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good try dude !!!!!!
it's not funny , but smile , i will give u a biiig star !!!!!
2007-04-03 05:11:40 · answer #7 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-04-03 05:06:47 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry try again.
2007-04-03 05:06:18 · answer #9 · answered by LA..323 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bit old
2007-04-03 05:02:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋