Last night, I was messin' with my bf and nauturally one does ignore some rules. Well, I let out a audible fart and my mother who somehow heard it said "Straighten up and be lady-like". My mom farts loud all the time, so what's up with that?
2007-04-03 04:36:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
It's not lady like period and mother mother needs to "practice what she preach"
2007-04-03 04:40:39 · answer #1 · answered by sexsired 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you kidding me. You don't fart infront of company. Your mother is from the old and lady like school that does not allow for the discusting comforts of today. It's your decision.
2007-04-03 11:41:10 · answer #2 · answered by MessieJessie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next time try Beano before you get down. If you feel generous, share some with Mom.
Problem solved!
2007-04-03 11:40:29 · answer #3 · answered by sleepingliv 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She was probably embarrassed for you, maybe she's never heard you fart in front of your bf. LOL I have been with my guy for 9 years & never farted in front of him. Ur funny!
2007-04-03 11:40:30 · answer #4 · answered by Reckless 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... maybe she only said it because she knew your b/f was there!...next time you here one coming from her, scream out to her "straighten up & be lady-like!!!"
2007-04-03 14:38:25 · answer #5 · answered by p@nKiss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's hilarious. How old are you, why are you making out in your mom's home?
2007-04-03 11:39:53 · answer #6 · answered by Bittersweet 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next time be standing next to her, then yell 'Mom!', Jeez!
2007-04-03 11:42:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋