An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, so they decided to return to the little town where they first met.
They sat in a small coffee shop in the town and were telling the waitress about their love for each other and how they met at this same spot. Sitting next to them was the local cop and he smiled as the old couple spoke.
After the waitress left the table, the old man said to his wife, "Remember the first time we made love, it was up in that field across the road, when I put you against the fence. Why don't we do it again for old times sake?"
The wife giggled like crazy and said, "Sure, why not."
So off they went out the door and across to the field. The cop smiled to himself, thinking how romantic this was and decided he better keep an eye on the couple so they didn't run into any harm.
The old couple walked to the field and as they approached the fence they began to undress.
2007-04-03 02:54:11 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The old man picked up his wife when they were n*ked and leaned her against the fence. The cop was watching from the bushes and was surprised at what he saw. With the vitality of youth, the wife bounced up and down excitedly, while the husband thrashed around like a wild man, then they both fell to the ground in exhaustion.
Eventually, they stood up, shook themselves, and got dressed. As they walked back towards the road, the cop stepped from his hiding spot and said, "That is the most wonderful love making I have ever seen. You must have been a wild couple when you were young."
"Not really," said the old man. "When we were young, that fence wasn't electric. "
2007-04-03 02:54:55 · update #1
lol yes that was funny, dirty copper for watching tho! at least the old couple had a bit of excitment, added a bit of electric to there relationship! he! he!
2007-04-03 04:32:32 · answer #1 · answered by donna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still laughing whilst typing. 10/10+star. Brilliant.
2007-04-03 03:00:35 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah we all like a few sparks `eh!
I`m beginning to wonder if you have answered my jokes or if the clone is back and you haven`t seen them?
loved it though! *
Tink xxx
2007-04-05 12:06:09 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well that would put a zing in your butt 10 /10
2007-04-03 09:37:42 · answer #4 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no its not its bloody hilarious lmao 10/10
2007-04-03 03:01:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great (!) I now have an image of old people having sex.
2007-04-04 22:47:18 · answer #6 · answered by Angel Kitten Rox! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it's funny
2007-04-03 06:57:05 · answer #7 · answered by crumblecustard 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was ok, but that cop is a pervert!
2007-04-03 03:02:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its ok not the best...6/10
2007-04-03 02:59:12 · answer #9 · answered by 1L3gitGamr4Life 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe dats funny!
2007-04-03 03:45:50 · answer #10 · answered by xXxdeisegurlxXx 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋