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Or will they just sleep on it?

2007-04-03 02:34:57 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Law Enforcement & Police

Are you that bored you have to answer it?

2007-04-04 09:09:38 · update #1

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My advice?

Wrap your bedroom in tin foil and then put on a tin foil hat. Sit under a 100 watt light bulb for 10 minutes every hour.

That will keep the brain waves from being stolen.

Keep doing this until the mother ship arrives.

2007-04-03 03:20:05 · answer #1 · answered by Dog Lover 7 · 3 0

Only in one case did the boys remove the bugs, Marilyn Monroe.

2007-04-03 09:38:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I am sworn to secrecy. If you were as well, would you tell?
But I will let you in on a little secret. If you were the President of the United States, the Secret Service would and that would be a State secret. So there!

2007-04-03 09:43:20 · answer #3 · answered by LouReeves 2 · 1 1

No, they'll remove them, but they'll probably do a night time raid which involves carpet bombing your mattress and opening a small POW camp beside your pillow.

So if you are woken in the night by loud explosions and mortar attacks you'll know what it is.

2007-04-03 09:39:12 · answer #4 · answered by The Infamous Arsebiscuit 4 · 4 0

Night, night, sleep tight,
Watch the bed bugs don't bite.

2007-04-04 00:45:55 · answer #5 · answered by Knownow't 7 · 2 0

They're not involved in bug removal, however, they do have a nifty selection of "tin hats" for purchase!

2007-04-03 09:49:55 · answer #6 · answered by KC V ™ 7 · 2 0

Leave those innocent bugs alone, besides I just got rid of mine and sent them to you. =)

2007-04-03 09:52:43 · answer #7 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 1 0

Are you so bored that this is the best you can come up with?

2007-04-04 16:02:20 · answer #8 · answered by Captain Sarcasm 5 · 0 0

When they've finished getting the low down on you.

2007-04-03 09:37:43 · answer #9 · answered by Barbara Doll to you 7 · 2 0

They'll send in undercover agents.

2007-04-03 19:38:03 · answer #10 · answered by brainlady 6 · 1 0

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