2007-04-03 02:09:19 · 12 answers · asked by socmum16 ♪ 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Never put your cat in the washing machine or you might get a sock in the puss.
2007-04-03 02:22:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Get a guy turned on by whispering, "My bikini waxer got carried away..." The guy will not be turned on by that, okay? He'll wonder how the hell you can walk and how long you'll be MIA, and want to call 911!
2007-04-03 09:21:00 · answer #2 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Working night-shift, We had a break at about 3:00 am. All of us are standing around and suddenly this bloke points at me and says "You know your problem?"
I laughed and asked what.
He replied, "You f**k monkeys."
2 dozen truck drivers crack up laughing, we all ask him to expand, he doesn't. Years later I'm still asked if I know what my problem is, we're all still confused.
It wasn't advice butit was wierd.
2007-04-03 09:18:59 · answer #3 · answered by foogill 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
When this lady needed advise because she had found out that she was married to her own dad and she never knew because she had never met her dad.
2007-04-03 09:12:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
my grand father was very young at heart - he was my inspiration! he said to me once "remember that you will have to grow old , but you never ever have to grow up! that was weired but fun! he was a practical joker till the day he died!
2007-04-03 09:16:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That some invisible guy watches over and protects me so that he can send me to be tortured for eternity.
2007-04-03 09:12:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
i was adviced once that i should NOT listen to the voices in my head.
2007-04-03 09:13:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
To use alka seltzer to clean the toilet (it does work)
2007-04-03 09:12:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
it is not adice
but something very shocking that i hear
" would you rather eat a persone or starve to death"
what would you pick
2007-04-03 09:14:05 · answer #9 · answered by Yo its me 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ok i dont want to offend anyone.
i told my friend from another country... you don't have to eat rice just because you're asian.
2007-04-03 09:28:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋