While wearing a condiment?
2007-04-03 01:43:07 · 18 answers · asked by Praetorian 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Depends, is it whipped cream and chocolate sauce? ;-)
2007-04-03 06:53:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you are a believer , you should know better and he will chastise you . If you are not a believer, he will do the same and , add this to the total number of sins you will have to answer to .Galatians 6:7 " Be not deceived , God his not mocked, what ever a man soweth he shall also reap ".
2007-04-03 08:55:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he's just holding it against you, that's what we in the trade call "frottage", and doesn't really qualify as full sex. So technically, you'd be okay with God. As for applying food products to your genitals, I can't find anything in the Bible that says no, so go wild!
2007-04-03 12:18:08 · answer #3 · answered by Voight-Kampff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, condiments on your hot dog will allow you to put it in the buns with ease. Keep the meat encased otherwise it will just spill all over the place and make a mess.
2007-04-03 08:49:23 · answer #4 · answered by poseidenneptune 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Well God did create sex and with faith the size of a mustard seed you can make magic happen.
2007-04-03 08:49:27 · answer #5 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well if you are aknowledging him you must feel he is part of your life so honor his law and your partner and receive his blessing. Don't allow lust to wreck any plans you have made there can be consequences.
Clarabell
2007-04-03 08:51:31 · answer #6 · answered by christianity 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, especially while wearing ketchup.
2007-04-03 08:50:22 · answer #7 · answered by Gordon Freeman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pigs go good with BBQ Sauce.
2007-04-03 08:51:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sin is sin no matter what extras you add to premarital sex. and God will forgive anything if you turn from it and turn to Him
2007-04-03 08:56:25 · answer #9 · answered by livinintheword † 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah you going to burn in the eternal fires of the after life
;) take care
2007-04-03 08:52:16 · answer #10 · answered by <3 ...sEz... <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now your are rubbing salt in the wound!
2007-04-03 08:58:55 · answer #11 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋