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He's say "Stupid Fat Christian Americans."

2007-04-02 23:34:08 · answer #1 · answered by Judas. S. Burroughs. 3 · 2 1

FAST! It is easier for a camel to enter through the eye of a needle than an obese person the gates of heaven. Paraphrasing Matthew 19:24; Mark 10:25; L.uke 18:25

2007-04-03 06:39:33 · answer #2 · answered by latinoldie 4 · 0 1

Obesity is a form of the deadly sin gluttony. Jesus loves us all and wants what is best for us. If a person is obese because of genetics, that is one thing, but if it is because of laziness and gluttony, then those are definitely sins. You can blame a person for being obese, but we were not placed here to judge. We were placed here for the glory of God and to help each other get to heaven.

2007-04-03 06:40:10 · answer #3 · answered by momo5j7 5 · 0 1

Something along the lines of the Lord helps those that helps themselves...get up off the friggin couch!

2007-04-03 06:31:23 · answer #4 · answered by raven44012 4 · 0 0

He'd say, gimme a pie n chips, and a pint of your finest ale to wash it down with... BB )O(

2007-04-03 06:53:09 · answer #5 · answered by Bunge 7 · 2 0

Turn off the TV, and the computer, and get outside and get some exercise! ;-)

2007-04-03 08:17:38 · answer #6 · answered by mormon_4_jesus 7 · 0 0

I don't know but unless you can understand ancient Hebrew you wouldn't know what he was saying anyway.

2007-04-03 06:31:05 · answer #7 · answered by Paul Hxyz 7 · 0 0

i think it would be hard because of all the starvation that's was around that period of time...but we should watch our weight

2007-04-03 06:32:54 · answer #8 · answered by babo1dm 6 · 0 0

"Oops - too many loaves and fishes!"

2007-04-03 06:31:51 · answer #9 · answered by Chenresi 1 · 1 0

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